Men have this one umbrella criticism of women, women are needy.
Now I’m not saying that it’s not true, but what I am saying is that this is by far and away not restricted to women and in the last few weeks I have encountered some of the neediest men that this side of the globe has to offer. Now I always knew #8 was needy, perhaps there is too much oestrogen in his conditioner, whatever it is it’s caused some form of thirst pocket technology in my nether regions. I thought perhaps this was due in part to constantly being rebuffed by a variety of lady shaped creatures but I think it’s deeper than that. Perhaps mommy issues, I don’t know and I don’t truly care. The only thing I do care about is when it causes my phone to bleep like I’m the National Guard and Godzilla has just wandered out of the ocean.
I have been messaged by a few guys recently, perhaps we should add them to the list:
#17 – very pretty photographer, knows he is pretty and I am sure appreciates his own pretty more than anyone else ever could.
#18 – Investment guy, he seems really nice, might be worth further investigation.
#19 – Manic metal head, perhaps even bi-polar.
#20 – The onion. That’s all I am saying.
#21 – Kinda dumb but very pretty.
So there’s a few new numbers on the list. 17, 19 and 21 all have this weird need for attention, like some form of emotionally starved puppy. It’s odd. #19 gets the line through because well 6 messages in less than 3 minutes was a bit ‘woah there nelly’ and to be honest it just sort of made me wonder what the rate of incoming messages would be if I actually replied. #17, bless him had to be told in no uncertain terms what you all know, my views on cockshots not classing as conversation and boring my tits off. I swear I have seen these cocks before, or as I said to him ‘seen one cock seen ‘em all’ which I know is not completely true but I needed to hammer my point home that it wasn’t doing it for me. #20 did the whole ‘well if you are interested great, if not no worries’ message which is code for ‘show me you like me’ and #21 is yet another cock shot fanatic. Seriously? I’m starting to think all men love the cock.
But what I have noticed most blatantly is that not responding to a guy is a sure fire way to ignite this curiosity as to why I (mere mortal as I am) have not been so amazed by my luck that him (Greek God that he is) is showing some interest in me. I guess they leave it long enough to check I haven’t swooned and passed out. But every guy I have lost interest in chatting to has bounced back day after day wanting to chat. And, the hot ones are the worst ones for this. It’s like they don’t understand, I mean I am no Megan Fox but I’m not some homely girl who thinks tweezers are some from of alien race, I’m not feeling super lucky that some hot guy is messaging me. I’m not checking my phone every five minutes to see if he has replied. I’m sort of meh about the whole thing. It might be the array of hot guys messaging me, it might be that I’m not easily impressed or it might be that now I’m in my 30s I’m looking for something with a bit more substance than nice abs and a photogenic cock (his opinion not mine).
I must be getting old. I remember the days where I would message a guy and it would be a week before he replied not wanting to look too keen. These days I don’t even get to put my phone down before a response comes through. If you stopped chatting to a guy he would merrily wander off and find someone else, if he hadn’t already and that would be that, but now for some reason they come back like some form of flesh boomerang. Can I really be the most desirable, intelligent, single woman out there? I’m not gonna lie it is possible and it would be kinda flattering if these men actually learned that I’m not that into them and they don’t need to cling on to someone who never planned on keeping them anyway.