I have been thinking about cocks a lot.
Big ones, skinny ones, ones that climb on rocks.
And I have been examining a lot recently too.
I have discovered that #23 is married, making him the biggest cock I have encountered in a little while. Bullet dodged there me thinks and that despite having an itch that he was more than happy to help me scratch I had lost interest well before the wife was revealed. He did introduce me to a new phenomenon though, the FaceTime cumshot. I kid you not. This guy FaceTimed me to show me him cumming into a very garish hand towel. Um…thanks I think… So I got the “pleasure” of watching him shoot his sticky spidey goo all over the bathroom hand towel and wifey-poo got the “pleasure” of washing it. Everyone’s a winner.
I did love the fact that afterwards I think he was expecting some over enthusiastic review of size, distance and girth. Obviously he didn’t get that. In fact I don’t think I said much afterwards. Great, you showed me that you can cum. I am so proud.
So that was two cocks in one really. What a great sense of value.
In other news…
I have finally been able to use one of my favourite movie lines of all time. [in reference to a penis]:
‘It’s like Godzilla’s tail. You could take down Tokyo with that thing.’
And I meant every word of it.
You see ladies and gentleman I did something I never thought I would do. I asked for a picture of someone’s dick. HDJ requested a cock shot. HDJ was right to do that and a very, very happy girl when it arrived. Holy crap in a caravan!!
It was very well played. I was teased just enough to need to see more. And I do mean need.
Oh, and also if you talk about cockshots with a guy (in the sense that you are explaining you get sent a lot) if you wait long enough one will arrive from said guy. Apparently it was an unspoken request or invitation. Just so you know.
So my thoughts on cocks at this moment in time are…
They still aren’t the prettiest thing you can be sent an unexpected picture of. They have limited ability to be entertaining on the phone or make much in the way of conversation. But there is one I really would like to get my hands on (maybe a few other parts too) and I plan to…